The day I wish I worked somewhere else! (graphic)

7:30am Tiago walks into my room (he doesn't wake up this early) so I say "you pee'd?"  he say's "yes" so I tell him to get in the shower. He can almost do it himself so it didn't take too much effort from me. It wasn't extremely early so I wasn't too bugged about it. About then Sutton decides he wants to eat.

8:00am Keyan yells at me from his crib (which he isn't supposed to be sleeping in anymore, but still likes) "I want out"..."I want out" in a shreaking voice like he does 4/ 7 days.

8:01am Kids are demanding their breakfast now...like they do 6/7 days.

8:05am Kids are asking to watch Lion King like Keyan does 10 times a week.

8:10am I'm already up and going so since Sutton hasn't had a bath for several days and just loaded his diaper, I decide I'll give him a nice long scrub.

8:30am I just finished clipping Sutton's fingernails and went to put his diaper on...there was a skid so I grabbed a wipey and just as I wiped his bum a huge flow of poo goes all over his towel and the counter...it takes several wipey's to clean up and then he spits up all down his neck (which I had just scrubbed remember). Soon he pee's to top it all off. I was able to get his diaper on...I did consider bath #2, but just used several more wipey's and considered myself lucky to have averted pooh on me. He's slightly worse off than he was 30 minutes ago, but hey... his nails are clipped and his hair is washed!

9:00am First load of clothes/towels/sheets are in the washer and I'm organizing Keyan's clothes so he has some shirts that fit for church. I hear Keyan talking to himself as he's walking towards me "I go tell Mommy I pooped in the kitchen" of course I'm running several scenario's through my head of weather or not this will be pretend or real when I walk out and see him with poop down his leg and I suddenly know, yep it's real! I pick him up and stand him in the bathtub, luckily he doesn't move or touch anything as I go looking for the poop...found it...right by the table!  "Luckily", by now I know how to deal with this...several paper towels, inside out grocery bag followed by about half a container of clorox wipes. Note: trix cereal will turn your poop a strange shade of green!

9:30am Keyan is now wiped down (with the other half of the package of wipes from the other mess this morning), bathed and dressed and crying because Lion King is "already" over.

9:31am Kids are demanding snacks because they are "STARVING and haven't eaten in a long time"  Dry cereal, oranges and popsicles suffice.

10:15am Second load of laundry is going, I've ALREADY had my Mtn. Dew for the day and kids are asking if it's lunch time yet.

10:16am I'm wishing I worked somewhere else today... ANYWHERE ELSE!