Confessions

I recently ran across a blog by an old high school soccer teammate; she is now a mother of 2 boys and lives in Las Vegas. Her blog is hilariously honest...one of her main features is her personal confessions about her imperfections. She does this to purposefully shame all of you out there who have the "perfect little blog" with all of your dream vacation photos (taken with thousand dollar cameras) and spiritual experiences filling your site. Well as inspired by her, here are my confessions, just in case anyone has ever thought I'm perfect (doubtful)!
*I spake my kid while saying "we don't hit"
*I make muddy buddy's and hide them from my husband then eat them when my son is asleep
*I give my son 2 little pieces of candy, take one for myself and then eat the rest of the box when he's napping.
*I spend way too much time on the computer
*I only clean the nasty hand prints, etc off my glass doors when my VT are coming.
*I have stopped looking at some blogs because they make me jealous
*I drink Mt. Dew and when my 2 yr old asks for some "juice" I give him 75% water 15% sugar free lemonade....and he loves it, guzzles it down while dancing in the kitchen. (I'm horrible at math)
*I hate cats (this is no secret)
*I keep canned meat such as ham/ckn on hand for days I don't feel like really cooking.
*When I eat fries, I eat way too much fry sauce and prefer no fries over ones w/o sauce.
*I hate to shop and therefore wear clothes from my high school days (over 10 yrs old)
*I do have more than 2 skirts, but I hate to come up with outfits so yes I know I wear the same thing to church over and over again.
*some days I wear up to 3 shirts to cover different areas: I hate when anything lower than my throat shows or farmer tanned arms show and I have to be sure no undies will be hanging out if I bend over.
*I did see your thong underwear and it's disgusting... buy longer shirts!
*Ideally my husband would sleep in another room so I could have my own bed and no one to wake me up by turning or breathing weird.
*I hate my natural hair color so I get highlights, but hate the up-keep so my hair is usually an eye sore...I do realize it but just don't care enough to do anything about it!
*I walk around my house in my underwear and if you show up unannounced before 10am, I did hear you knocking, but chose not to answer because I wasn't dressed.
*If I wake-up before 8:30am I consider it early and yes, you did wake me up when you called.

Now let's hear your little secrets!